𝓤𝓷𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼

The thing about Keir Starmer is that he thinks the rest of us are as stupid as he is. The worst PM in history has spent the past six weeks cowering, dithering and running away from anything to do with Iran screaming: “It’s not my war.” But the minute a ceasefire is announced, ‘Never Here Keir’ hotfoots it to Saudi to tell the world about his crucial role in the ceasefire he didn’t broker, didn’t know was coming and had beggar all to do with. He then made ludicrously grandstanding speeches spouting nonsense like: “We’ve just reached a ceasefire.”

Er, no, YOU didn’t, matey. Pakistan did that with a bit of help from China. He then said: “It’s very important we get the Straits of Hormuz open.” Yes, it is, but the PM will have absolutely nothing to do with making that happen either. Nor will he have anything to do with de-escalating a war that he ran away from because the people conducting peace talks won’t listen to, or take advice from, a buffoon who turned his back on the hard work of the war and now wants to push his way into taking credit for the peace. Let’s not forget this is the PM who could only mobilise one solitary warship and now even that has broken down.

Starmer’s trip to the Gulf was just a self-serving photo opportunity for a man who is so terrifyingly delusional he actually believes he’s a serious statesman – not realising the world (and us) see him as the Mr Bean of International politics.

He’s a joke but, worse, he’s made this once great country look like a joke. No one in Saudi wants him around. He’s upset the Gulf states, he’s upset the US and Israel and he’s upset the Cypriots. Because they, like us, see him for what he is – a dithering, incompetent idiot who doesn’t know which way is up.

Someone actually asked him what he was doing in Saudi this week to which he replied: “I get the opportunity to have the discussions, to coordinate our actions and to go forward collectively.” Which is gobbledegook and means nothing.

He then posed with a group of British servicemen who clearly hated him if their scowling, frowning faces were anything to go by. And who can blame them, having to come face to face with the bloke who hasn’t just made our military look stupid but even now is refusing to give it the cash it needs to do its job?

But then running away from the problems at home has become par for the course for Starmer. He never wants to be around when it’s all going wrong in case he gets the blame. He’d rather swan around the world on the taxpayers’ dollar (£4.2million spent so far on overseas travel) pretending to be big and important.

This week he scarpered as hundreds of migrants were ferried onto our shores by two brand spanking new Border Force vessels – water taxis to you and me. So, we can’t afford warships to protect the British people, but we can afford five-star luxury boats to ferry ashore illegal migrants?

And he ran away as his party was scrabbling around trying to whip up support for the local elections in which they’re going to be slaughtered. Whatever the Labour Party was or used to be the blundering fool that is Keir Starmer has consigned it to political oblivion!