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Visitors to the Conservative conference in Birmingham have been treated to an alternative history of Britain, which brutally mocks Labour and Reform.

It shows Housing Secretary Angela Rayner vaping while Andy Burnham enjoys a holiday, and Chancellor John Healey slaughters taxpayers.

Reform UK leader Nigel Farage is pictured arguing with a bin, a reference to his by-election battle with Count Binface.

The images, created by the Conservative Party, are part of the “Birmingham Tapestry” – a tongue-in-cheek version of the Bayeux Tapestry, which shows the Norman victory over the Anglo-Saxons in 1066. The version shown at the Tory event shows party leader Kemi Badenoch defeating her enemies instead.